Friday, June 29, 2012

Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" 

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." 

"That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" 

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. 
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" 

"You mean a rose?" 

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"



Kind Husband

*A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room,

"Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will
jump out the window of your hotel". .

The manager responded, "Sir that's a personal matter. .

Husband: "The window won't open! That's a maintenance matter !"*

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