"Maut"

"Zindagi me do minute koi mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe ja rahe the..

koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke hath se diyeek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde odhaye ja rahe the..

Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayartha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the..

Aaj pata chala ke''MAUT''itni hasin hoti hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi jiyeja rahe the...

File Transfer

1 girl went 2 electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on the desk at person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman tat u hv cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop...

Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me?

This is what she did:

1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected CUT option.

2)Disconnected d mouse.

3)Took tat mouse carefully & connected 2 d new laptop
4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option. Salesman DIED!!!

THINK AND TELL

Sanskriti

Ladka aur Ladki ped k peeche baith kar ISHQ lada rahe the.
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Ek buddha aadmi dekh k paas aaya aur bola : Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti hai ?
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Boy: Nahi uncle! ye hamare mohhalle ki Pallavi hai,
Aap Dusre Ped ke Peeche Check Karo !!

Today's Inspiration

HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.

LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.

HURT has 4, so does HEAL.

FOOL has 4, so does the WISE.

NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.

FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.

UNDER has 5, but so does ABOVE.

SAD has 3 letters so does JOY.

ANGRY has 5 letters so does HAPPY.

RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG.

Choose wisely.
LIFE is like a double edged Sword.

ALL MEN ARE SAME

"A GIRL who says "all MEN are the SAME" should be asked who the hell told HER to try ALL OF  THEM  "

KAJU BADAM

1 BUDA SANTA KO ROZ KAJU BADAM KHANE KO DETA THA

SANATA- AP MYZE ROZ KAJU BADAM Q KHILATE HO

BUDA- BETA DANT TO HAI NAHI CHUSKR FEKNA THIK NHI LAGTA

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