Monday, August 5, 2013

Boss's Gift to Secratory

Secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a Thank you note on email.

Bosses wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court.

The mail says:

"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.

It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.

Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order &
it is equally good on both sides.

I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.

I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.

At last it is mine and mine for ever.

Thanks a lot"
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Moral: space is an essential part in English and married life too..

Santa and doodhwala

Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??”

Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya”

Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

Khush kismat insaan

Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool
le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool
free me le le..

Looking for a Bank

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone.

Wife and Other Women(Mother)

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don’t copy if u can’t paste!

Rakhi and Magal sutra

funny jokes for adults sms

Hippopotamus

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Plane Travel with good looking girl

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane......

The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please?

The exciting young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?

"Your Eyes, idiot!"

Good Heart

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