Santa & Banta

Santa: Bhaisahab time Kya Hua .
Man: Sham ke 6 Baje Hai.
Santa: Subah se Puch Raha Hu Sab Alag Alag Time bata rahe hai.

Santa & Banta

Santa: Biwi roz shikayat Karti hai uske Pas ghar ke liys kapde Nahi hai.
Banta: Kapde Dilva Diye?
Santa: Maine Ghar ke Khidkiyo par kapde laga diye.

Santa & Banta

Santa: Achchha  Banta, Ford Kya Hai ?
Banta: Ford Ek Gadi hai.
Santa: Oxford Kya Hai ?
Banta : Vary Simple  Bailgadi

Santa & Banta

Santa: Banta par jo musibat Aayi hai, Uske bare me tumne suna Hai Kya?
Raman: Nahi to Kya Hua BAnta Ko !!
Santa: Are,Meri Bibi uske sath bhag Gayi.

Santa & Banta

Santa : R Billu Kya Hua ? Aaj Tum Taraju lekar school kyo ja Rahe ho?
Billu: Teacher ne kaha tha ki hame har baat ko Taulkar bolna chahie.

Clinical Laboratory

Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u , but for us it is bread and butter.

Son & Dad

Son : Dad Where did all of my intelligence come from.
Father: Well, son,u must have gotten it from your mother because i still have mine.

Santa & Banta

Snata : Bagiche Ke Ped-Paudon Me Pani Dal De.
Naukar: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai.
Santa: Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.

Soldiers

Q: Which month do soldiers hate most ??
A: The month of  "March" !!!

Santa & Banta

Santa: Tum Meri Shadi Me Aoge Na?
Banta: Main Un logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Samay Dost Ko Akela Cohhd De.

Santa & Banta

Santa: Tumhara Rubberband se bandha Noto Ka bandal Gir Gaya.
Banta:-Kaise Pata ??
Santa:-Mujhe Rubber band Mila Hai.

Egyptians Children

Q. Why are Egyptians Children always confused ??
A. Because after death , their father becomes the Mummy.