Difference Between Thoughts

Difference Between Thoughts Of Imran Khan And Imraan Hashmi.
Imran Khan: “If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation”
Imraan Hashmi: “If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation“

Women’s Life

Women’s Life Is Very Hard.
Morning – Wash Cloths
Evening – Iron Cloths
Night – Open Cloths
Midnight – No Cloths
Early Morning – Search Cloths

Wish for Newspaper

Wife: “I Wish, I Was A Newspaper, So I Would Be In Your Hands All-Day”

Husband: “I Too Wish, That You Were A Newspapers, So I Could Have A New One Everyday“

MBA Marketing Student

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl

After 1 year of tough life with Her,

Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY 
 REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law Replied:

1 year Warranty has been expired!

So Manufacturer is not responsible

Laughter Is the Best Madicine

Hair Cut

Fast Food

Think Like a Kangaroo

Barsat Me Padhai

 Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…