Santa & Banta

Santa: Tumhara Rubberband se bandha Noto Ka bandal Gir Gaya.
Banta:-Kaise Pata ??
Santa:-Mujhe Rubber band Mila Hai.

Egyptians Children

Q. Why are Egyptians Children always confused ??
A. Because after death , their father becomes the Mummy.

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FURTHER STUDIES

Once at airport  one person who was going abroad  was asked to put his signature, " then he told he cannot sign he wanted to put thumb print". After putting the thumb print people asked him why are you going abroad ," He simply replied " "I am going abroad for further studies".