Clinical Laboratory

Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u , but for us it is bread and butter.

Son & Dad

Son : Dad Where did all of my intelligence come from.
Father: Well, son,u must have gotten it from your mother because i still have mine.

Santa & Banta

Snata : Bagiche Ke Ped-Paudon Me Pani Dal De.
Naukar: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai.
Santa: Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.

Soldiers

Q: Which month do soldiers hate most ??
A: The month of  "March" !!!