Santa & Banta

Santa : R Billu Kya Hua ? Aaj Tum Taraju lekar school kyo ja Rahe ho?
Billu: Teacher ne kaha tha ki hame har baat ko Taulkar bolna chahie.

Clinical Laboratory

Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u , but for us it is bread and butter.

Son & Dad

Son : Dad Where did all of my intelligence come from.
Father: Well, son,u must have gotten it from your mother because i still have mine.

Santa & Banta

Snata : Bagiche Ke Ped-Paudon Me Pani Dal De.
Naukar: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai.
Santa: Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.