Santa & Banta

Santa: Achchha  Banta, Ford Kya Hai ?
Banta: Ford Ek Gadi hai.
Santa: Oxford Kya Hai ?
Banta : Vary Simple  Bailgadi

Santa & Banta

Santa: Banta par jo musibat Aayi hai, Uske bare me tumne suna Hai Kya?
Raman: Nahi to Kya Hua BAnta Ko !!
Santa: Are,Meri Bibi uske sath bhag Gayi.

Santa & Banta

Santa : R Billu Kya Hua ? Aaj Tum Taraju lekar school kyo ja Rahe ho?
Billu: Teacher ne kaha tha ki hame har baat ko Taulkar bolna chahie.

Clinical Laboratory

Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u , but for us it is bread and butter.