Monday, September 26, 2011

Santa & Banta

Santa: Bhaisahab time Kya Hua .
Man: Sham ke 6 Baje Hai.
Santa: Subah se Puch Raha Hu Sab Alag Alag Time bata rahe hai.

Santa & Banta

Santa: Biwi roz shikayat Karti hai uske Pas ghar ke liys kapde Nahi hai.
Banta: Kapde Dilva Diye?
Santa: Maine Ghar ke Khidkiyo par kapde laga diye.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Santa & Banta

Santa: Achchha  Banta, Ford Kya Hai ?
Banta: Ford Ek Gadi hai.
Santa: Oxford Kya Hai ?
Banta : Vary Simple  Bailgadi

Santa & Banta

Santa: Banta par jo musibat Aayi hai, Uske bare me tumne suna Hai Kya?
Raman: Nahi to Kya Hua BAnta Ko !!
Santa: Are,Meri Bibi uske sath bhag Gayi.

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