A tip of $1,200

A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."

The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"

From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200." 

Who is cleaver Teacher of Student

One night 4 college students were playing till late night and didn't
study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean
and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their
return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all
the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the
test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they
appeared before the Dean.


The Dean said that as this was a special condition test, all four were
required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.


The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.


Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)





Q.2. which tire burst................ (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!     (   a true story......)

TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE:

 

1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.

 

2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.
 

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER

And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.

The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE.

The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND !

 

There are 4 questions

There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.


1.  How do you put a giraffe into a  refrigerator?

 Stop  and think about it and decide on your answer  before you scroll  down.





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 The  correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in  the giraffe, and close the door. This question  tests whether you tend to do simple things in an  overly complicated  way.

 






 2  How do you put an elephant into a  refrigerator?






 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 Did  you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the  elephant, and close the  refrigerator?

 Wrong  Answer.

 Correct Answer: Open  the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in  the elephant and close the door. This tests your  ability to think through the repercussions of  your previous  actions..








 






 3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals   
attend  .... Except one.   Which animal does not  attend?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 







 Correct  Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the  refrigerator. You just put him in there.   This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you  did not answer the first three questions  correctly, you still have one more chance to  show your true  abilities.







 4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used  by crocodiles, and
you  do not have a boat. How do you manage  it?




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 


 Correct  Answer:? You jump into the river and swim  across. Have you not been listening? All the  crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your  mistakes.

 According to        Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%  of the  Professionals  they tested got all questions wrong, but many  preschoolers got several correct answers.