munna bhai

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge

holiday class

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!

doctor aur mariz

'Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagne Ki Dawa Day Di..
Nurse: Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Q Di?
Doctor: Ab Woh Khaansne Se Pehlay,
10 Dafa Sochay Ga;-)

airhostess

Air India ki flight ka Pilot
announcement ke baad MIKE OFF
karna bhul gaya,
.
Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola :-"Main
pehle coffee piyunga,
phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga,
.
Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF
karne bhaagi,
Aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se
takra kar gir padi,
.
Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh
bola :-
"Beti araam se jao,
suna hai pehle sahab coffee
piyenge.....!!