BIHARI BOY

Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro."
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!

STYLISH GIRL FRIEND

Girl Friend- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Girl Friend- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA KAM MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA

munna bhai

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge

holiday class

Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho
Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,,
Holiday ko class lo na!