LADKI ROAD WALI

santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI
KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ?
LADKI: M.G.ROAD
banta: ITNI KHOOBSURAT HO KAR BHI ROAD PAR RAHTI HO ,,,MERE GHAR CHALO NA

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GAREEB LADKIYAN

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come ..
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai

BIHARI BOY

Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro."
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!

STYLISH GIRL FRIEND

Girl Friend- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Girl Friend- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA KAM MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA