secretary pregnant

Santa's Secretary Pregnant

Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm and quietly in the corner.

Banta: what is wrong with you Santa

Santa: please don't ask

Banta: I am your child hood friend say to me.

Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant!!

Banta: That's not possible yaar

Santa: No he did

Banta: Tell me how is that possible

Santa: He punctured my condoms!!

alag bachha

Santa ke 7 bachhon me se ek alag he dikhta tha... ek bar marte time usne apni wife se pucha wo alag sa dikhne wala bachha kiska hai ??? wife:- sirf wohi aapka hai !!!?("_")

LADKI ROAD WALI

santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI
KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ?
LADKI: M.G.ROAD
banta: ITNI KHOOBSURAT HO KAR BHI ROAD PAR RAHTI HO ,,,MERE GHAR CHALO NA

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GAREEB LADKIYAN

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come ..
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai