innocent banta

Banta was traveling in a bus, suddenly breaks were applied and Banta fell on a beautiful girl. Girl: Badmash, kya kar raha hai? Banta: Punjab university me BA final!

favourite flower

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied: 'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa Singh, and what is your favorite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and replied Now clean your ass with that!

secretary pregnant

Santa's Secretary Pregnant

Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm and quietly in the corner.

Banta: what is wrong with you Santa

Santa: please don't ask

Banta: I am your child hood friend say to me.

Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant!!

Banta: That's not possible yaar

Santa: No he did

Banta: Tell me how is that possible

Santa: He punctured my condoms!!

alag bachha

Santa ke 7 bachhon me se ek alag he dikhta tha... ek bar marte time usne apni wife se pucha wo alag sa dikhne wala bachha kiska hai ??? wife:- sirf wohi aapka hai !!!?("_")