Preeto's gift

Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!

Preeto kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.'

'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?'

'What I asked for, the English girl?!'

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!

innocent banta

Banta was traveling in a bus, suddenly breaks were applied and Banta fell on a beautiful girl. Girl: Badmash, kya kar raha hai? Banta: Punjab university me BA final!

favourite flower

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied: 'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa Singh, and what is your favorite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and replied Now clean your ass with that!

secretary pregnant

Santa's Secretary Pregnant

Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm and quietly in the corner.

Banta: what is wrong with you Santa

Santa: please don't ask

Banta: I am your child hood friend say to me.

Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant!!

Banta: That's not possible yaar

Santa: No he did

Banta: Tell me how is that possible

Santa: He punctured my condoms!!