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Jokes Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 198  A for apple B for‏ Banta class mein - madam maine "abc" yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta - ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasty hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple Top of Form  Joke Added : 27, January  Joke Viewed : 40,482 times  Current Rating: 4.23   (137 Votes)   Rate this Joke   Share: Twitter Facebook StumbleUpon Bottom of Form Top of Form Share this Joke with your Friends! Stats: This Joke has been emailed 271 times! Your Name      Your Email      Friend's email address: 1:  2:  3:  4:  5:  6:  Optional message to your friends: Image Verification Enter Verification Number  Automatically save form fields! (More Info) * Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesn't share or store any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy. Bottom of Form Popular Jokes   ta were sitting on a tree and ..   boss calls up Santa on phone a..   S Preeto caught her husband..   ta - Mental Hospital Santa ..    An out-of-towner drove hi..   Dad there is some one on the d..    try to kill the bird he had c..    doing what they do best! S..    Santa got his promotion an..   vites an Englishman for lunch,..   nta look into the mirror with .. Site Related Links   Add to Favorites   Random Jokes Generator   Print Version   Submit Content T-Shirt's for the web designers 18 Votes 21,249 Views Guys Let's Join This Office! 77 Votes 67,853 Views What your username says about U 18 Votes 23,591 Views What the hell is that and they... 103 Votes 68,099 Views Heights of Laziness 37 Votes 24,928 Views I don't want to see that 23 Votes 27,832 Views Top of Form Search this site Bottom of Form Comments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on Funtoosh      Copyright 1999 - 2012 All Rights Reserved.

Preeto's gift

Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!

Preeto kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.'

'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?'

'What I asked for, the English girl?!'

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!

innocent banta

Banta was traveling in a bus, suddenly breaks were applied and Banta fell on a beautiful girl. Girl: Badmash, kya kar raha hai? Banta: Punjab university me BA final!

favourite flower

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied: 'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa Singh, and what is your favorite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and replied Now clean your ass with that!