BIWI

Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas hoti hai,
.
.
.
.
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti
hai.. ??

Indian Engineers

"Once in a soap industry in
Japan,
.
The soap cover was mistakenly
packed without soap in it
i.e empty box. To avoid the
problem in the
future
Engineers purchased X-Ray
machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed
in every cover
or not in assembly
line.
Same problem occurred in
India..
What did they do?
Indian Engineers simply put a
fan beside d assembly
line&Empty
boxes were flown away!
.
India Rocks :)"

Engineering Student

Prove that 2/10=2

Commerce student:
Wrong question.

Medical student:
No Way.

Professor:
It's strange, how is it possible?

Engineering Student:
Two/Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Airhostess

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
Jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!