Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi

Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,

Santa Ka Password

Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya,
Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta :-
Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya,
Santa:-
Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki,
Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital,
Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…

Khud Khusi Par Bhasan

Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-

Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,
Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…

Women Extremely Complicated

7 complicated facts about Women :

1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3.buy expensive clothes but never have anything 2 wear.
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment,
but don't believe them if complemented.
Extremely Complicated!!!
Aren't they??