Wednesday, July 24, 2013

File Transfer

1 girl went 2 electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on the desk at person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman tat u hv cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop...

Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me?

This is what she did:

1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected CUT option.

2)Disconnected d mouse.

3)Took tat mouse carefully & connected 2 d new laptop
4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option. Salesman DIED!!!

THINK AND TELL


Sanskriti

Ladka aur Ladki ped k peeche baith kar ISHQ lada rahe the.
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Ek buddha aadmi dekh k paas aaya aur bola : Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti hai ?
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Boy: Nahi uncle! ye hamare mohhalle ki Pallavi hai,
Aap Dusre Ped ke Peeche Check Karo !!

Today's Inspiration


HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.

LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.

HURT has 4, so does HEAL.

FOOL has 4, so does the WISE.

NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.

FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.

UNDER has 5, but so does ABOVE.

SAD has 3 letters so does JOY.

ANGRY has 5 letters so does HAPPY.

RIGHT has 5 letters so does WRONG.

Choose wisely.
LIFE is like a double edged Sword.

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