"Maut"

"Zindagi me do minute koi mere
paas na baitha..
aaj sab mere paas baithe ja rahe the..

koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the..
taras gye hum kisi ke hath se diyeek libaj ko,
aaj nye-nye kapde odhaye ja rahe the..

Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayartha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the..

Aaj pata chala ke''MAUT''itni hasin hoti hai,
Kambhakt"HUM"to yu hi jiyeja rahe the...

File Transfer

1 girl went 2 electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on the desk at person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman tat u hv cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop...

Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me?

This is what she did:

1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected CUT option.

2)Disconnected d mouse.

3)Took tat mouse carefully & connected 2 d new laptop
4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option. Salesman DIED!!!

THINK AND TELL

Sanskriti

Ladka aur Ladki ped k peeche baith kar ISHQ lada rahe the.
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Ek buddha aadmi dekh k paas aaya aur bola : Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti hai ?
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Boy: Nahi uncle! ye hamare mohhalle ki Pallavi hai,
Aap Dusre Ped ke Peeche Check Karo !!