Friday, February 15, 2019

Swami Vivekananda shooting the eggshell

While Swami Vivekananda was in America, some boys were standing on the bridge and trying to shoot eggshells that were floating in the water. They failed almost at every try, Vivekananda who was watching them from a distance went close to them, took the gun and fired twelve times, and every time he fired, he hit the eggshell. The inquisitive boys asked him how he did it? He replied "Whatever you are doing, put your whole mind on it. If you are shooting, your mind should be only on the target. Then you will never miss. If you are learning your lessons, think only of the lesson. In my country boys are taught to do this."

SWAMI VIVEKANAND ' CONCENTRATION '

Swami Vivekananda was a voracious reader. While he stayed in Chicago, he used to go to the library and borrow large volumes of books and return them to the librarian in a days time. The frustrated librarian then asked Swami Vivekananda why he borrowed books when he doesn't want to read them, she was all the more annoyed when he said he finished reading all of those books. She said she would take a test and selected a random page from a book and asked him to tell what was written there; without even a glance at the book he repeated the lines exactly as they were written. She asked him several more questions and he answered all of them without a flaw.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

HUSBAND WIFE JOKE

*********बीबी*– हाय राम आपके सर से खून क्यों निकल 
रहा है ??
*पति* –  मेरे दोस्त ने ईंट मार दी..

*बीबी* – आप भी मार देते , आपके हाथ में कुछ नहीं था क्या ??
.
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*पति* -था , मेरे हाथ में उसकी बीवी का हाथ था...

फिर क्या , बीबी ने २ ईंट और मार दी !!!!

😩😩😩😡😩😩😩
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********* पप्पू☺पुलिस स्टेशन आया... 
.  और बोला: मुझे अर्रेस्ट 🙃कर लो...
मैंने अपनी 🤓पत्नी के सर
.     पर डंडा मारा है...🙄
.       पुलिस: क्या वो🤔 मर गई...
पप्पू🤑: नहीं वो तो बच गई....

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.     *********** वाइफ : आपको अरेंज मैरिज और लव
मैरिज का मतलब पता हैं?

हस्बैंड: हाँ पता हैं !!!

अरेंज मैरिज : आप जब चल रहे हो तभी
अचानक से आपको सांप काट ले ये, अरेंज
मैरिज हैं |

और

लव मैरिज : आप सांप खोजते हैं और उसके
सामने नाच-नाच के कहते हैं ले काट ले – ले
काट ले, लव मैरिज हैं |😃
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********* चेला : गुरुजी, मोहब्बत क्या है?

गुरु : समर्पण

चेला : फिर विवाह क्या है?

गुरु : आत्मसमर्पण 
😀😃😄😜😜😜

SANTA BANTA JOKES

संता- समंदर में दही डाल रहा था।

बंता- क्या कर रहे हो?

संता- लस्सी बना रहा हूं।

बंता- तेरी इन्ही हरकतों से लोग हम पर हंसते हैं........इतनी लस्सी तेरा बाप पिएगा।

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