Difference Between Thoughts

Difference Between Thoughts Of Imran Khan And Imraan Hashmi.
Imran Khan: “If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation”
Imraan Hashmi: “If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation“

Women’s Life

Women’s Life Is Very Hard.
Morning – Wash Cloths
Evening – Iron Cloths
Night – Open Cloths
Midnight – No Cloths
Early Morning – Search Cloths

Wish for Newspaper

Wife: “I Wish, I Was A Newspaper, So I Would Be In Your Hands All-Day”

Husband: “I Too Wish, That You Were A Newspapers, So I Could Have A New One Everyday“

MBA Marketing Student

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl

After 1 year of tough life with Her,

Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:

“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY 
 REQUIREMENTS”

The smart father-in-law Replied:

1 year Warranty has been expired!

So Manufacturer is not responsible