Thursday, April 18, 2013

Daag Ache Hai

Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
Kiss Kar Diya,
Ladki :- I Am Sorry ,
Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
Bachha :- It Is Ok Baby,
Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain…


Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi

Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,

Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,


Santa Ka Password

Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya,
Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta :-
Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya,
Santa:-
Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki,
Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital,
Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…


Khud Khusi Par Bhasan

Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-


Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,

Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…


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