Boss's Gift to Secratory

Secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a Thank you note on email.

Bosses wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court.

The mail says:

"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.

It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.

Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order &
it is equally good on both sides.

I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.

I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.

At last it is mine and mine for ever.

Thanks a lot"
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Moral: space is an essential part in English and married life too..

Santa and doodhwala

Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??”

Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya”

Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

Khush kismat insaan

Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool
le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool
free me le le..

Looking for a Bank

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone.