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FURTHER STUDIES

Once at airport  one person who was going abroad  was asked to put his signature, " then he told he cannot sign he wanted to put thumb print". After putting the thumb print people asked him why are you going abroad ," He simply replied " "I am going abroad for further studies".

Tension

One person was driving ,on the way he saw one beautiful lady is asking for lift, so he took her in the car, after some time he found she is not feeling well so he took her to the doctor,doctor said she is pregnent, when it is asked to lady whose bady is this, she shown to the person who took her to the doctor,this one type of tension, latter doctor checked the person and decleared that this person cannot be a father, this  creats double tension, Later he started thinking that which put him in extrem tension that the two children who are there in his house are whose.

DOCTOR

One of my friend is Doctor, as usual we both were very busy with our work and could not able to get time to visit each others house.Doctor has told me so many time that once we will have dinner togather,but neighter of us get time. One day doctor thought to give a surprise to me and he send an written massage to me,but  I could not able to read what he has written ,so I thought that lets go and meet some medicine shopkeeper as they are well versed with the doctors handwritting, I showed the paper to the madical shopkeeper,he tried to read the paper and without telling anything he given me six cough tablets  ,with my surprise I paid the amount and left the place by thinking that what happens to the doctor,unecessaryly why he prescribed the cough tables.Later next day morning he called me and enquired that why I not came yesterday night for dinner when he had send the invitition, then I explained the whole story that how I miss my grand dinner party and got six cough tablets which I was not required.