Thursday, September 15, 2011

Soldiers

Q: Which month do soldiers hate most ??
A: The month of  "March" !!!

Santa & Banta

Santa: Tum Meri Shadi Me Aoge Na?
Banta: Main Un logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Samay Dost Ko Akela Cohhd De.

Santa & Banta

Santa: Tumhara Rubberband se bandha Noto Ka bandal Gir Gaya.
Banta:-Kaise Pata ??
Santa:-Mujhe Rubber band Mila Hai.

Egyptians Children

Q. Why are Egyptians Children always confused ??
A. Because after death , their father becomes the Mummy.

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