Monday, August 5, 2013

Wife and Other Women(Mother)

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don’t copy if u can’t paste!

Rakhi and Magal sutra

funny jokes for adults sms

Hippopotamus

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Plane Travel with good looking girl

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane......

The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please?

The exciting young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?

"Your Eyes, idiot!"

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