Monday, August 5, 2013

Looking for a Bank

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone.

Wife and Other Women(Mother)

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don’t copy if u can’t paste!

Rakhi and Magal sutra

funny jokes for adults sms

Hippopotamus

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