Santa and doodhwala

Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??”

Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya”

Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“

Khush kismat insaan

Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool
le lo..
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Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo..
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Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool
free me le le..

Looking for a Bank

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone.

Wife and Other Women(Mother)

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don’t copy if u can’t paste!