SWAMI JI AN HIS PERESNCE OF MIND

Swami Vivekananda was travelling in a train. He was wearing a wrist watch gifted to him by a raja.

There were some girls making fun of Vivekananda by the way he looks and his clothes. They decided to play a prank.

They said to swami to give the watch to them or else they will complain the cops that Vivekananda was physically harassing them.

Swami acted as a deaf and made a sign to the girls that to write what they want to say.
Girls wrote and gave the paper to vivekananda.

Then Vivekananda spoke,
"Call the cops, I have a complaint to make."

This was Vivekananda, wity and present in every moment.

Swami Vivekananda shooting the eggshell

While Swami Vivekananda was in America, some boys were standing on the bridge and trying to shoot eggshells that were floating in the water. They failed almost at every try, Vivekananda who was watching them from a distance went close to them, took the gun and fired twelve times, and every time he fired, he hit the eggshell. The inquisitive boys asked him how he did it? He replied "Whatever you are doing, put your whole mind on it. If you are shooting, your mind should be only on the target. Then you will never miss. If you are learning your lessons, think only of the lesson. In my country boys are taught to do this."

SWAMI VIVEKANAND ' CONCENTRATION '

Swami Vivekananda was a voracious reader. While he stayed in Chicago, he used to go to the library and borrow large volumes of books and return them to the librarian in a days time. The frustrated librarian then asked Swami Vivekananda why he borrowed books when he doesn't want to read them, she was all the more annoyed when he said he finished reading all of those books. She said she would take a test and selected a random page from a book and asked him to tell what was written there; without even a glance at the book he repeated the lines exactly as they were written. She asked him several more questions and he answered all of them without a flaw.

HUSBAND WIFE JOKE

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