1.One of my friends one day come to me and said, I want to work in your company but I want my salary of one Lacs Rupees.
I thought for some time and told him ok
Then he asked from when I start my job' I said you can start from tomorrow itself.
After some time he asked by the what will be my nature of job"
I said " nothing just you have take two files from one table and keep it in another and again you have take those files from that table and keep on the same table."
Then he said " why you are joking"
Then I said " then what you are doing?

2.One person after leaving from the office saw that he is little early than the bus time.so he purchsed two banana and start eating ,as he supposed to  finesh the first banana bus arrived he put the banana in his coat pocket and sat on one seat, on the way two three times he checkes the banana that it should not crashed, finaly before getting down he hold the banana perfectly from out side , latter as bus stops at one stop the person sitting beside him told , now you please leave I have to get down.