Boy and Girls , marriage after effects

Girl to Boy -

.BEFORE MARRIAGE

Girl :- Chand kahan hai ??
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Boy :- Chand 2 Hain ek Chanda
mama Aur dusri tum ♥ .:P
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Girl - Awww how Sweet . :*
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AFTER MARRIAGE.
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Wife :- Chand kahan hai.....??
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Husband - Andhi hai kya.....??
Wo upar kya tera Baap CFL lekar
betha hai...??