In a " Mental Hospital" a Journalist ask the doctor : How do you determine whether to admit a Mental Patient or not.
Dr Well : we'll fill a Bath tub with water and then give
a Teaspoon,
a Glass &
a Bucket
to the Patient and ask them to empty the Bathtub
Journalist : Oh , Obviously a normal person would use the Bucket because its Bigger.
Dr: " No, a normal person will pull the "Drain plug".
Please go to Bed No.39 , We will start further investigation on you !!!!!!!!
" You also thought the same, then Go to the bed no.40.............."
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Why do most Indian women request God
for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in
this life should not go to waste .........!
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The phone ring and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello"
"Mrs. J please"
"Speaking"
"Mrs.J this is Dr. K from Metro Laboratories,
When you husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. J arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good.
"What do you mean?" Mrs. J asked nervously.
"Well one the specimens tested positive for Alzhemer's (memory loss) and another one tested positive for HIV.
we cannot tell which is which".
" That's dreadful!! Can you do the test again?"
"Normally we can , but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive testes once"
"Well what am I supposed to do now?"
" The MEDICARE helpdesk recomended that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home , do not sleep with him !!!!
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Dr Well : we'll fill a Bath tub with water and then give
a Teaspoon,
a Glass &
a Bucket
to the Patient and ask them to empty the Bathtub
Journalist : Oh , Obviously a normal person would use the Bucket because its Bigger.
Dr: " No, a normal person will pull the "Drain plug".
Please go to Bed No.39 , We will start further investigation on you !!!!!!!!
" You also thought the same, then Go to the bed no.40.............."
===============================================
Why do most Indian women request God
for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in
this life should not go to waste .........!
===============================================
The phone ring and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello"
"Mrs. J please"
"Speaking"
"Mrs.J this is Dr. K from Metro Laboratories,
When you husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. J arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good.
"What do you mean?" Mrs. J asked nervously.
"Well one the specimens tested positive for Alzhemer's (memory loss) and another one tested positive for HIV.
we cannot tell which is which".
" That's dreadful!! Can you do the test again?"
"Normally we can , but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive testes once"
"Well what am I supposed to do now?"
" The MEDICARE helpdesk recomended that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home , do not sleep with him !!!!
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