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Friday, February 24, 2017

SALES MAN JOKE



भारत के एक बड़े आफिसर ने जॉब छोड़कर कनाडा के एक विश्व के सबसे बड़े डिपार्टमेंटल स्टोर में सेल्समेन की नोकरी ज्वाइन की ।

बॉस ने पूछा " - तुम्हे कुछ तज़ुर्बा है ? उसने कहा हाँ, मैं भारत में सेल्समेन ही था ।

पहले दिन उस भारतीय ने पूरा मन लगाकर काम किया । शाम के 6 बजे बॉस ने पूछा "- आज पहले दिन तुमने कितने सेल किये ?

भारतीय ने कहा कि सर मैंने 1 सेल किया । बॉस चोंककर बोले - क्या मात्र एक ही सेल । सामान्यत: यहाँ कार्य करने वाले हर सेल्समेन 20 से 30 सेल रोज़ाना करते है ।  अच्छा ये बताओं तुमने कितने का सेल किया ।

" 933005 पाउंड्स " - भारतीय बोला ।

" क्या - लेकिन तुमने यह कैसे किया?" आश्चर्यजनक रूप से बॉस ने पूछा ।

"अच्छा, भारतीय ने कहा - "एक व्यक्ति आया और मेने उसे एक छोटा मछली पकड़ने का हुक बेचा, फिर एक मझोला और फिर अंततः एक बड़ा हुक बेचा ।

फिर उसे मेने एक बड़ी फिशिंग रॉड और कुछ फिशिंग गियर बेचे । फिर मेने उससे पूछा कि तुम कहा मछली पकड़ोगे और उसने कहा कि वह कोस्टल एरिया में पकड़ेगा । तब मेने कहा कि इसके लिए एक नाव की ज़रूरत पड़ेगी । अतः में उसे नीचे बोट डिपार्टमेंट में ले गया और उसे 20 फीट की डबल इंजन वाली स्कूनर बोट बेच दी ।

जब उसने कहा कि यह बोट उसकी वोल्कस वेगन में नहीं आएगी । तब में उसे अपने ऑटो मोबाइल सेक्शन में ले गया और उसे बोट केरी करने के लिए नयी डीलक्स 4 × 4 ब्लेज़र बेचीं ।

और जब मेने उसे पूछा कि तुम मछली पकड़ते वक़्त कहा रहोगे । उसने कुछ प्लान नहीं किया था । तो मैं उसे कैम्पिंग सेक्शन में ले गया और उसे six sleeper camper tent बेच दिया ।

और तब उसने कहा कि उसने जब इतना सब कुछ ले ही लिया है तो 200 पाउण्ड की ग्रोसरी और बियर के दो केस भी लेगा ।

अब बॉस दो कदम पीछे हटा और बेहद ही भौचक्के अंदाज़ में पूछने लगा -" *तुमने इतना सब उस आदमी को बेच दिया जो केवल  एक fish hook खरीदने आया था* ? ? ?

" NO, SIR," युवा भारतीय सेल्समेन ने जवाब दिया । " *वह तो केवल सरदर्द दूर करने की एक टेबलेट लेने आया था। मैंने उसे समझाया  कि मछली पकड़ना सरदर्द दूर करने का सबसे अच्छा उपाय है*" ।

बॉस  - "तुमने इसके पहले भारत में कहाँ काम किया था"?

भारतीय सेल्समेन - "जी मैं *भारतीय जीवन बीमा निगम* में सेल्समेन था ।

बॉस - तुम मेरी कुर्सी पर बेठो । मैं तुम्हारी पुरानी संस्था (LIC) ज्वाईन करने जा रहा हूँ ।

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