Boy and Girls , marriage after effects

Girl to Boy -

.BEFORE MARRIAGE

Girl :- Chand kahan hai ??
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Boy :- Chand 2 Hain ek Chanda
mama Aur dusri tum ♥ .:P
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Girl - Awww how Sweet . :*
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AFTER MARRIAGE.
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Wife :- Chand kahan hai.....??
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Husband - Andhi hai kya.....??
Wo upar kya tera Baap CFL lekar
betha hai...?? 

Hud HUd Dabangg , Dadangg

kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl.........
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in front of her boyfriend... HUD HUD DABANGG
DABANGG DABANGG ...

Old Man And his pregnant wife

An 80 year old man who got
married to a 22 year old female
went to meet his friend.

Man : My wife is pregnant. See, i
can do it even at this age!

Doctor : Let me tell you a story.
There was a hunter who lived in
the village. He was an old man.
Once while he was preparing to
go to the forest he accidentally
took his umbrella thinking that to
be his gun. In the forest he saw
a bear. The bear was about to
pounce on him. He panicked and
opened the umbrella mistaking it
for his gun. He heard a sound
and the bear dropped dead
before him !!!

Man : Impossible! Somebody else
must have shot the bear...
Doctor : Exactly !!!

Miser (Konjoos ) Santa and Banta

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone
for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.