Cockroach in Soup

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai,
Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek
Restaurant Main Lekar
Gaya.UskePaas
Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main
Ek
Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur
Saara
Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop
Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach
Daal
Diya, Aur Jor jorSe Chillane
Laga,”Ye
Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer
Ko
Zeher Khilate Ho”
Manager Ne Request Ki, Please
Shor
Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil
Maaf Ho
Gaya.
.
Agle Din Usne Ye Story
Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur
Uska
Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko
Lekar Usi
Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab
Usne
poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop
Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop
Khatm Ho Gaya.

Boy and Girls , marriage after effects

Girl to Boy -

.BEFORE MARRIAGE

Girl :- Chand kahan hai ??
.
Boy :- Chand 2 Hain ek Chanda
mama Aur dusri tum ♥ .:P
.
Girl - Awww how Sweet . :*
.
AFTER MARRIAGE.
.
.
Wife :- Chand kahan hai.....??
.
.
Husband - Andhi hai kya.....??
Wo upar kya tera Baap CFL lekar
betha hai...?? 

Hud HUd Dabangg , Dadangg

kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl.........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

in front of her boyfriend... HUD HUD DABANGG
DABANGG DABANGG ...

Old Man And his pregnant wife

An 80 year old man who got
married to a 22 year old female
went to meet his friend.

Man : My wife is pregnant. See, i
can do it even at this age!

Doctor : Let me tell you a story.
There was a hunter who lived in
the village. He was an old man.
Once while he was preparing to
go to the forest he accidentally
took his umbrella thinking that to
be his gun. In the forest he saw
a bear. The bear was about to
pounce on him. He panicked and
opened the umbrella mistaking it
for his gun. He heard a sound
and the bear dropped dead
before him !!!

Man : Impossible! Somebody else
must have shot the bear...
Doctor : Exactly !!!