Poem

YOU START DYING SLOWLY

You start dying slowly

if you do not travel

if you do not read,

if you do not listen 

to the sound of the life,

if you do not appreciate 

yourself,

You start dying slowly

when you kill your self -esteem;

When you do not let others help you.

You start dying slowly

If you become slave of your habits

If  you do not change your routine, 

If you do not wear different colors,

You are dying slowly

If you do not change your life 

when you are not satisfied with your job,

or with your love,

If you do not go after dreams,

Do not let you die yourself slowly,

Get up, Think Positive, yes you can,

Grab the new Opportunities  

coming on your way

and with smile say

HAVE A NICE DAY

Jokes

In a " Mental Hospital" a Journalist ask the doctor : How do you determine whether to admit a Mental Patient or not.

Dr Well : we'll fill a Bath tub with water and then give

a Teaspoon,

a Glass &

a Bucket

to the Patient and ask them to empty the Bathtub

Journalist : Oh , Obviously a normal person would use the Bucket because its Bigger.

Dr: " No, a normal person will pull the "Drain plug".

Please go to Bed No.39 , We will start further investigation on you !!!!!!!!

" You also thought the same, then Go to the bed no.40.............."

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Why do most Indian women request God 
for the same husband in the next life?

Because efforts taken to train him in 
this life should not go to waste .........!

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The phone ring and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello"
"Mrs. J please"
"Speaking"
"Mrs.J this is Dr. K from Metro Laboratories,
When you husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. J arrived as well...
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good.
"What do you mean?" Mrs. J asked nervously.
"Well one the specimens tested positive for Alzhemer's (memory loss) and another one tested positive for HIV.
we cannot tell which is which".
" That's dreadful!! Can you do the test again?"
"Normally we can , but MEDICARE will only pay for these  expensive testes once"
"Well what am I supposed to do now?"
" The MEDICARE helpdesk recomended that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home , do not sleep with him !!!!

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Diamond and Stones

Attitude