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लखनऊ के एक पब्लिक टॉयलेट के दरवाजे पर नोटिस लगा था:--

आप सब से निहायत ही एहतराम और अदब के साथ गुज़ारिश है कि बैतुलख़ुला के बाद अपनी यादगार छोड़ जाने से ख़ानदान का नाम रोशन नहीं होता,🙏 

इसलिए जनाब साहब से  गुजारिश है कि
“अपने किए किराए पर पानी फेर जाया करें''

BANTA VISITED MARUTI SHOWROOM

Yesterday Banta visited a Maruti Showroom with a 2007 quotation for the basic Maruti 800 model and asked them to give him the latest Maruti 800 Euro4 with Airbags + CNG + Auto AC + Central Locking + Touch Screen DVD Player + Steering Mounted Audio Controls + Apple/Android Auto Play + Bluetooth + Parking Sensors + UHD Reverse Camera + GPS Display + Power Windows + Power Steering + Disc Brakes + Automatic Transmission + Cruise Control + Auto Push Start + Keyless Entry + Alloy Wheels + Leather Seats in the same price.

The Salesman asked him if he was Pappu's Classmate.

Banta was surprised and demanded to know how he knew it.....!!!!!!

He said because Pappu is also asking for the Advanced, Fully Loaded & Weaponized Version of the Rafael in 2019 at the 2007 price of the Basic Version Rafael  !!!!!!!! 😃😅😂🤣

SHORT STORY

Some days ago, I came to know a a girl on the Internet. Beautiful...

After some chat, I felt that we had connected at a deeper level.

Yesterday, she asked me to visit her house and said, "My husband is on a business trip, and I'm alone at home."

I was very cautious and asked, "Will your husband suddenly come back?

She said, "No, but just in case he does, you just say that you are from UrbanClap and that your company sent you to clean the house. And then, clean the glass or something. Anyway, the Pongal festival is coming.
My husband won't suspect a thing."

Fast forward, I was at her house. And what a big coincidence - Not even minutes in the house, her husband came back! And I hadn't even touched her hand yet...!

I had to be quiet and pretend to do the cleaning, wiping windows, cleaning the kitchen and the floor. And also tidy the bedrooms and wash the bathrooms. All the while, her husband and her was next to me giving all kinds of ridiculous instructions.

When I had finished and was about to leave, her husband asked, 'How much?"

Even before I could utter a word, she said, "I have already paid the company."

On the way home, I kept thinking about the whole saga. The more I thought about it, the more I felt DAMN cheated 😰...

Cleaners are hard to find, beware of the new scam🙈🙈😂😂

अचानक एक मोड़ पर सुख और दुःख की मुलाकात हो गई*
          *🌹दुःख ने सुख से कहा🌹*
          *तुम कितने भाग्यशाली हो*
*जो लोग तुम्हें पाने की कोशिश में लगे *रहते हैं....🙏🏻*
         *🌸सुख ने मुस्कराते हुए कहा🌸*
         *भाग्यशाली मैं नहीं तुम हो...!*
   *दुःख ने हैरानी से पूछा : - "वो कैसे*
*सुख ने बड़ी ईमानदारी से जबाब  दिया 👍🏼*
*वो ऐसे कि तुम्हें पाकर लोग अपनों को याद करते हैं 🙏🏻*
*लेकिन मुझे पाकर सब अपनों को भूल जाते हैं*